Forty-five practitioners

Therapists.

Each with her own profile, her own techniques and her own rates. In-room at your Amsterdam hotel or apartment, at any hour.

About the roster

The roster.

Every practitioner above keeps a page of her own, and that page is where the detail lives: the techniques she gives, the languages she speaks, her rates, and photographs that are of her and published with her agreement. Which bookings she accepts is hers to decide. She names her own limits out loud, and she may close a visit at the moment one of them is pressed.

Everyone listed here is twenty-one or over. Her age, her district and her languages sit on the card and again on the page behind it, so most of the choosing is done before a message is ever sent. If you would rather narrow the grid by hair, there are separate pages for blonde and brunette practitioners.

Why the order keeps moving.

The grid reshuffles on every visit, and that is deliberate. Left in one settled order, the top row would collect most of the attention this page receives, and the women further down would be booked less for no reason except where they happened to sit. Shuffling spreads the first glance across the whole roster instead.

Coming back to someone you have already met is easier than the moving grid suggests. Open her page from her card, or simply write her name into the booking thread. Her page holds the long biography, the statistics, the rates table and the complete set of photographs.

Booking one of them.

Each page carries a WhatsApp link with her name already written into the message, so the only thing left for you to do is send it. The hour is agreed in that thread, she sets out, and in the centre she is usually at your door forty to sixty minutes afterwards, whatever the clock said when you wrote. Schiphol airport hotels are arranged one booking at a time, with the journey time settled with you before anything is fixed.

Half the fee confirms the bookings the booking terms list, and the remainder is handed over once she is in the room, in cash of any major currency, by card or in crypto. Prices include all taxes. The figures themselves stay where they belong, on the page of the woman who set them.

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